standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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