Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Randomize
