Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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