he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
3 2 1 whiskey
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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