Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
