that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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