Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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