Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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