Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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