Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Randomize
