tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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