halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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