That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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