She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
We are two peas in an std pod
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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