i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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