she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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