susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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