ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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