sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
