So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize