In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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