Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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