Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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