There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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