have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so let's talk penis.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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