2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I just forgot I was standing up.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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