Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I came so hard my ears popped.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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