you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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