Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Randomize
