yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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