Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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