We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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