you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He? As in you personified your dick?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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