well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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