The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
oh god the rape fog is back!
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
