Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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