I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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