i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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