you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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