just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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