Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Randomize
