I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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