is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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