I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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