check it out our google latitudes are spooning
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I just gargled with NyQuil
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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