I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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