why didn't you poke me back
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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