I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I wear drunk well.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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