Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
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