Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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