we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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