i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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