Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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