I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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