you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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