She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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