She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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